Ugly face jokes. INSULTS 101: Ugly, fat, skinny, jokes 2019-03-02

Ugly face jokes Rating: 8,6/10 1845 reviews

Dad jokes: the good, the bad, and the ugly

ugly face jokes

The results was, in first Shrek, in second Fat-Bastard, in third Freddy Kruger, and in twelveth place yo momma. Your girl is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur. . Face Joke 4 Fred: You have the face of a saint. Yo mama stank so bad when she walked past the skunks they said 123 get yo stanky self away from me.

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Ugly Faces : Jokes

ugly face jokes

He goes to the dentist twice a year. The producer said she had the perfect face for radio. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? What makes a great dad joke? You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents. Your mama so ugly, after she was born, she was taken to the animal shelter so they could euthanize her. Face Joke 11 Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Your mom is so ugly, she is the reason for Big Bang because she scared away the particles.

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Best ugly jokes ever

ugly face jokes

The element of surprise really adds to the dad-joke effectiveness and overall disappointment from others. Yo mamas so ugly people think that you and her are twins! She's so skinny her pants have one belt loop. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks? She's so skinny when she wears yellow people mistake her for a No. You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. Yo momma so ugly they passed the law that she can only do online shopping.


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Best ugly jokes ever

ugly face jokes

When we see your face we both crack up! It's nice of you to take the blame! You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry. He has a mechanical mind. Yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirrior and the glass cracked Yo mama so ugly she entered the ugliest people contest and she won 1st 2nd and 3rd. More insult jokes: Insults 101 Jokes, gags, zingers Webmaster: Cornelius Zephyr. Yo mama so ugly she looks like a homeless Lorena Bobbit.

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75 Funny Insults which are Incredibly Brutal!

ugly face jokes

You're so ugly, you give Freddy Kruegger nightmares. At least there's one thing good about your body. Please just make them stop! You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet. You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents. Yo mama so ugly everyone tries not to notice her Yo mama so ugly they're thinking about moving Halloween to her birthday yo mama so ugly slenderman ran away from her. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured. But when experts discuss the phenomenon they tend to agree that bad jokes from good people are a positive thing, whatever the reaction of ungrateful, humourless offspring.

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Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

ugly face jokes

Yo mama so ugly she looks like Cookie Monster ate her hairline. You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor the doctors went on strike. Yo momma so ugly, she registered in a 4 person beauty contest. Yo mama so ugly, she looks like she's been bobbing for apples in hot grease Yo mama so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, they said thanks for bringing her back Yo mama's so ugly that she could make three colors of paint peel off of a two-tone Chevy! Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Really mean insults

ugly face jokes

Don't think, it may sprain your brain! You are a man of the world and you know what sad shape the world is in. Your kids may groan at your lame attempts at humour, but I bet they appreciate a silly, playful, clownish dad, at least some of the time. You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse? How did you get here? Yo mama so damn ugly when reaches in her pockets money scatter like roaches yo mama so teeth so ugly they be throw in up gang signs in each direction. But it would look better on a neck! You're so ugly, that you can turn milk into yogurt, just by looking at it. I love the way my kids put their fingers in their ears when I start telling them.

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Mean Jokes (Yo mama and You're so ugly)

ugly face jokes

Yo mama is so fat and ugly that when she went to the Chinese parade they thought she was the dragon. Yo momma is so ugly her own ass refused to marry her yo momma so fat and ugly that when she took a shower that it broke and when she looked in the mirror it broke Yo mama so ugly she's only been married once. You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in. Face Joke 21 Why is your face all scratched? How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty. Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you re wearing it out. Yo mama so ugly the local peeping-tom knocked on her door, and asked her to shut her blinds Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

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