Uglier than jokes. Funny Jokes 2019-02-06

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Funny Jokes

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Spit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up faster. Words that soak into your ears are whispered - not yelled. Yo mama so ugly everyone tries not to notice her Yo mama so ugly they're thinking about moving Halloween to her birthday yo mama so ugly slenderman ran away from her. Nuttier than a five-pound fruitcake. He said that a man in Sangamon County had a melon patch that kept getting ruined by a wild hog. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. I feel like I got eat by a bear and shit off a cliff.

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Funny Ugly Jokes, Free Ugly Jokes, Dirty Ugly Jokes

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Yo mama so ugly when she sent me a photo of her I screamed so loud that Caillou grew hair, Curious George was no longer curious, and McDonalds became healthy. Yo mama so ugly, she looks like she's been bobbing for apples in hot grease Yo mama so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, they said thanks for bringing her back Yo mama's so ugly that she could make three colors of paint peel off of a two-tone Chevy! Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a bit in it. She looks like she was rode rough and put away wet. Because he ate his ant for dinner! Yo mama so ugly that the pictures of her on the wall try to run away from themselves yo mama so ugly she made the bogey man run away your mama's so ugly does she had to sneak up on a glass just to get a drink of water yo mama so ugly that yo daddy met her in the dog show. Does a fat dog fart? Yo momma so ugly when she took out the trash and waited for the garbage truck, the truck took her. This happened once when Lincoln was asked what he was going to do with a general that had failed several assignments.


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I'm Uglier than You Are!

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Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Yo mama's face could make The Pillsbury Dough boy hop back into the cardboard tube! You mess with the bull, you get the horns. You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo. You're so ugly, they let you park in handicapped spaces. Yo mama so ugly she's only allowed to go out on October 31st. She was so ugly she looked like her face caught fire and someone beat it out with a track shoe.


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Funny Jokes

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Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong. Yo mama so ugly she does not have to pay the rent because the landlord always walks away Yo mama so ugly when she cries tears roll down her head backward to avoid her face your momma so ugly, I once heard her lipstick scream Yo mamma is so ugly, blob fish are even cuter then her! Yo momma is so ugly her own ass refused to marry her yo momma so fat and ugly that when she took a shower that it broke and when she looked in the mirror it broke Yo mama so ugly she's only been married once. Well, throw me between an axle housing and frame and call me shocked! When she looked at my cat it took all nine of her lives! Nothing else—not any of his arguments or any of his replies to my questions—disturbs me. I'm gonna beat you like a red-headed stepchild! You lie like a tombstone. Aardvark Joke 13 What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step in the lake, the water parts. And check out our funny Redneck Videos and hilarious Redneck Pictures and Photos of Rednecks doing what they do. Aardvark Joke 1 What is uglier than an aardvark? Aardvark Joke 38 What do you call an road construction aardvark? Enjoy our collection of hilarious animal jokes for kids and laugh along with the pure humor and classic jokes related to our friends living in the animal kingdom.

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Redneck Quotes

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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! No matter what you do to a skunk, it still stinks. That boy is nine dimes short of a dollar. I feel lower than a bow-legged caterpillar. You're so ugly, you give Freddy Kruegger nightmares. Yo mama so ugly when she step outside all the car alarms started going off start playing why you so ugly you got me crying. You will like this section very soon if you love animals or have a pet.

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Sayings Describing Ugly

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Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry. Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. She looks like she got hit in the face with rock salt. They kept on the trail a couple of hundred yards, when the tracks again went into the creek, and promptly turned up on the other side. Ugly as three miles of mud road. Yo mama so ugly your dad drinks at a bar and looks at her picture till she looks good before he goes home. Smaller than a skeeter peter.

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Redneck Jokes : Southern Comments

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Nervous as a bear caught with his head in the hive. Yo mama is so ugly that she could walk into a deli and straighten all the sausages! Wound up tighter than a two-dollar watch. That food tastes so good it makes you wanna slap your grandma. Marriage is an expensive way for a man to get his laundry done for free. They disguise themselves as uncles! Their trailer was so bad, there was roaches big enough to stand flat-footed and screw a turkey buzzard. Yo mama so ugly people from New Orleans are giving her money.

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I need some funny, specific metaphors like...

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Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater! You plant a tater, you get a tater. If ugliness were bricks, I would be the Great Wall Of China. Nuttier than a squirrel turd. You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed. Yo momma so ugly they passed the law that she can only do online shopping.


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Great American History

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You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor the doctors went on strike. About as much fun as a warm bucket of calf slobber. Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. Yo mama so ugly, when a honey badger went to attack, he looked at her face and died. Your mama so ugly, after she was born, she was taken to the animal shelter so they could euthanize her. Busier than a stump full of ants. Your momma so ugly, when se got lost; They put her face on a milk carton and the milk went sour.

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