Upload weird selfies and status on social networking sites. . Watch the movie Barfly with five of your closest friends. Mimic celebrities Drinkers are excellent actors. And when they dance like no one's watching Because it's always fun to bust a move, especially if they don't give a damn about their surroundings. You find the happy ones, the emotional ones, the angry ones, the extroverted ones and finally, the expressive ones.
We now arrive to the catatonic drunk; the one who falls asleep anywhere, at any given moment. Great sexual experiences, awkward sexual experiences, rude sexual experiences, what they like, what they hate, etc, etc, etc. Apparently, a nice supply of liquor flavored with personal imagination brings out epic stuff! Do whatever it takes to reach the beverage section. Kesha just has a way with words after a few vodka tonics, ya know? It's a daunting transition, but a friend who will be there when you need to talk, help you move, or just simply reply to your texts when you send them is much more valuable than a drunk girl in a bathroom stall vomiting out her daddy issues while cutting lines on the back of the seat, and who disappears from your life entirely during daytime hours unless it's to plan the next party. You proceed to tell a friend, female or male, or walker by, just how good looking you think they are. Sit cross-legged on the floor and do their makeup in front of a mirror.
There comes a time when every seasoned party girl hangs up her party pants. I dare you, I double dare you!! Learn at least one traditional drinking song. Why oh why do we do this to ourselves? And neither one of you has a fecking notion in keeping it. Some of those things will be her cross to bear, and hers alone, her whole life. Randomly switching drinks at the end of the night to something really harsh that you would absolutely never drink normally. Some girls get very irritated when drunk; this is when we talk about our Angry drunk.
Compare nipple sizes and breast texture. I'm being serious, never consider this when drunk, you are not yourself. Arm yourself with a bat or something and start hitting everything. For guys, the things they like most about their girlfriends usually end up being really tiny eccentricities and habits that they rarely even know about. Watch the crowds come and go, watch bartenders rise, reign and fade while you remain like a cagey Methuselah. On not aging ourselves with the imbibing of terrible things. There is no better feeling than unexpected free booze.
Chase the ever elusive good time. We're loud, we're candid and we have an overwhelming craving for both pizza and dancing. Instead of Googling the hottest new place to eat, most of her searches relate either to how long food can be kept in the freezer or how to really make houseplants thrive. When they still behave like children at times It's totally loveable to see someone let out the child in them, whether it's climbing a tree or throwing a mock tantrum. Fortunately, imbibers have historically been immune to popular opinion, so hence this list. Ladies, have you ever watched her video where she decides to drink excessively, then tries to do her hair and makeup? These days four straight days and nights will give you all the bragging rights you need.
Ironically enough, the more drunk we are, the more we say it. When you haven't washed your hair for a few days. Forget the educated, posed young ladies that we are. Drunkenly watch the sun come up with your best boozing buddies and a bottle. Before taking off, make sure you have passengers — more the audience, more the fun! Nothing sounds more poetic than a glass breaking down, right.
Anything free is good for health! And after your friend has enjoyed your sublime creation, make yourself one, you magnificent bastard. A rolling stone gathers no bar tabs. They start talking to themselves. And when an occasion does call for a dress, rest assured that you'll think of nothing else for at least six weeks prior to the event. Good luck when looking at your bank statement today. That dance where you slowly wiggle your body and raise one arm in the air Otherwise known as the college-girl mating call. Leave your name and email on the next screen to enter the competition.
We've all done things we're not proud of, but it's not even about a sense of pride. Why not, my judgment is clearly off anyway. When you rock out with the morning breath. No one can cut me off, no one can kick me out, none but the floor can announce last call. Universally, there's more than a few things women do that guys find super cute. In the company of friends you can trust, get fantastically loaded to the point you cannot stand, nevermind walk. Fear Of Missing Out Ex-party girls aren't worried about missing the party.
Get remorselessly smashed on tequila. Copious amounts of alcohol in your system can make you impersonate any actor of your choice. Screw them, drink and drive- that like a cute couple! What movie is this scene from? Oversized shirts look super sexy. Outfit it with many sparkling bottles, accruement and tools. What movie is this scene from? Go to your place of worship loaded. Chances are that each one of us has, at once, been this exact person. Make the most of the experience.