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Yo Momma Is So Stupid Jokes 15. Yo Mama's so ugly, when she died, they couldn't even tell if she was human. My name's Harland, and to me you look like a giant asshole. He offered me a cigarette. Yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirrior and the glass cracked Yo mama so ugly she entered the ugliest people contest and she won 1st 2nd and 3rd. I came from a real tough neighborhood.
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Yo Momma Is So Fat Jokes Here come the fat jokes! Yo Mama so short she became a sidekick to Ant-Man Yo mama so fat when she joined the Avengers, she destroyed New York City. My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning. Click R to generate a random joke from that category. I went to a massage parlor. Lopart yo mama's so ugly her face should be regestired as a lethal weapon. Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.