A: A refrigerator is easier to defrost. Q: What's the difference between a woman and a coffin? Q: Why are men sexier than women? A: Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking. Society can never be pleased! Q: What is a womans favorite rap song? Q: What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator? You can do it right from the balcony. Some of these foot puns you will get without much thinking, others you will have to really pay close attention to before you get the joke, and those will become your favorites simply because they require a little effort for the payoff. Q: How are women and rocks alike? It has always been very easy for me to use some good fat jokes in my presentations. Q: What have women and condoms got in common? My friend, I am a short man and have some very good friends who are tall.
Peter: Well, Daddy, we were playing Adam and Eve with the apple and all. Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary? A: They both wiggle when you eat them. Why do cows wear bells? Q: What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it? A: Head Over Heels Q: How is a woman like an airplane? Anyways, thanks for the joke tips! A: You can't jelly a dick down a woman's throat Q: What do you call a woman with an opinion? When he tried to play the shoehorn, all he got was some footnotes. And if you are anywhere near as stubborn as I am, you will keep trying at least a few more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. After 6 years of being an excellent coat rack, they decided to let her have her own desk.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Q: Why did God give men penises? So laugh it up, tall people, because we short people are ready to make a comeback. Q: What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? A: When the kitchen isn't left. I'm no gynecologist but I know a cunt when I see one. Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? A: The world evolves around the Sun. The rather broad lady showed up at the theatre just before theperformance started and handed the usher two tickets.
What country makes you shiver? What color is the bear? Yo mama is so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in. Just let it soak in, and embrace the moment since for once you are not the target of cruel height jokes! Yo Mamma is so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. Q: Why do women have tits? Q: Why is a bird another word for a young woman? I'd like to give a shout out to all the women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention. A: One rolls on its back for peanuts and the other one lives in a zoo. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Q: What's the difference between your bonus and your dick? A gun is just like a woman, it's all about how you hold her. Why did the doughnut shop close? Do you think we should hide Grandpa? A: Neither, they both weigh one pound! It shows when someone touches her phone or her boyfriend.
Women drivers are like stars in the sky. A: Drink two or three, and you cannot drive properly anymore and start talking bullshit. A: A bitch who thinks she knows everything. A: She had to buy a duet yourself kit Q: Whats another meaning for a women? So you call me a bitch? Q: What do you call a woman with 4 legs? Yo mama is so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth. Q: What is loud and obnoxious? I'm used to it however.
Yo mama is so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati? Nothing, he couldn't find a high enough ceiling. Yo mama is so fat she can't reach her back pocket. Q: Why do women stop bleeding when entering menopause? Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct. But, if you turn it around, it still makes sense: Noses run and feet smell. I like my women like I like my chicken.
A: Yup, it's in the Bible. Q: Do you know why women fake orgasms? What is the fifth daughters name? A: So they will match the stove and fridge! She politely asks him to step out of his car. A: Because women have two cans toucan. . He has yet to see the footage! Women fall in love with what they hear, men fall in love with what they can see, that's why women wear make up and men lie.
Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant? The owner got tired of the w hole business! Q: How can you tell when a women is having a bad day? Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Q: A man runs over his wife. But Paulette takes the cake. Q: What is the difference between a cheap hooker and an elephant? Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? Q: How is a woman like an airplane? What do you call a calf after it's six months old? Yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale. On Saturday morning everyone wanted to go shopping in one of the large malls.
The first ten years of a girls life is spent playing with barbies. Q: Why are there no female astronauts on the moon? A: Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most. Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A: Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile. Q: What do you call a woman who raps about women's rights? Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambition. Share it with all of us. What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? A: The doctor is his mom! A few weeks later Elly was back in the store and Riley asked her how she liked the coffee maker. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Q: How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher? Q: Why did God give women orgasms? A: They both have camel toes.
What kind of cats like to go bowling? Q: What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? There are four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. Your Mama's so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm. Yo mummas so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla. Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Q: How is a woman like a road? A: It doesn't matter, she's not going to come. You also don't need to come downstairs and can shake hands with a tall person while standing at your balcony.