And everything seems to matter so much. We now reserve our ever-dwindling fucks only for the most truly fuckworthy parts of our lives: our families, our best friends, our golf swing. We give a fuck about the rude gas station attendant who gave us too many nickels. And to our astonishment, this is enough. I Fuck you to the C. Please Note: Bot accounts are not allowed. The question is simply how we each choose to allot our fucks.
Unpleasant necessities more pleasant and the unsavory a little bit more savory. Perhaps there was a time in your life where you simply did not give a fuck and excelled to some extraordinary heights. Same with deciding to and move to. Incredibly long gifs, large file size gifs, or content much better suited to video formats will be removed e. Life is just what it is. The smoke alarms went off and I literally had to use our fire extinguisher to put it out. Man, that guy does not give a fuck.
The staring failure in the face and shoving your middle finger back at it. Don't put stupid shit in the oven. Low-effort novelty accounts that do not constructively contribute content or add to discussion e. The domain for the single serving site FucksGiven. I mean, if we could only give a few less fucks, or a few more consciously-directed fucks, then life would feel pretty fucking easy. Ever watch a kid cry his eyes out because his hat is the wrong shade of blue? This simplification actually makes us.
A mutha-fuckin night nigga Ready to buck and rip shit up I had enough and I don't give a fuck Niggas! There are already subreddits more suited for this kind of content. Cover image credit: Audun Rønningen from Norway. You only get a limited number of fucks to give over your lifetime, so you must spend them with care. Cross-posts after this time are allowed. Why does this lady give a fuck? I rush in to see the oven billowing smoke so I rip open the oven door and whatever is inside of the oven immediately catches fire. We will remove any posts violating reddit's official rules spam, personal information, vote manipulation, etc. Failure to comply will result in removal of post and banning.
We no longer need to give a fuck about everything. The earliest known upload of this image took place in November 2010 on the humor site The Chive and an animated version of the same image was posted via on January 16th, 2011. Frequent violations of this rule may result in a ban. The image of the original instance stems from the 1965 musical film The Sound of Music and features the character Maria spinning around merrily in a field of flowers. Fast forward to about 15 minutes later and there is the terrible smell of burnt plastic mixed with something I can't quite put my finger on coming from the kitchen. They hide in a grey emotionless pit of their own making, self-absorbed and self-pitied, perpetually distracting themselves from this unfortunate thing demanding their time and energy called life.
And along with our gum lines and our sex drive, our ability to give a fuck has receded to the point of non-existence. The point is, most of us struggle throughout our lives by giving too many fucks in situations where fucks do not deserve to be given. They are afraid of the world and the repercussions of their own choices. And always look in the oven before you turn it on. Site members can listen to it by clicking the Commentary button above. And here, allow me to fucking show you. In my life, I have given a fuck about many people and many things.
If it can get you fired then it should not be here. To become a site member,. And those fucks I have not given have made all the difference. And an occasional lawsuit or two. They reserve their fucks for what truly fucking matters. The point is that fucks have to be earned and then invested wisely. And in a strange way, this is liberating.
My best friend and lifelong family farmer once fell on his long board and fractured both of his wrists so badly they both needed surgery. Racist, sexist, homophobic, or otherwise abusive submissions or comments will result in an immediate ban. Please include a link to the original reddit submission in your report or modmail if you have it. Then one day, on our deathbed, hopefully surrounded by the people we gave the majority of our fucks to throughout our life, and those few who still give a fuck about us, with a silent gasp we will gently let our last fuck go. Spread The captioned image quickly spread through blogs, social networking sites and discussion forums including Tumblr , Meme Generator , and FormSpring. Bunk Moreland, not giving a fuck since 2002. Holy shit, that dude does not give a fuck.
Through the tears and the gently fading beeps of the heart monitor and the dimming fluorescence encapsulating us in its divine hospital halo, we drift into some unknowable and unfuckable void. Once the fire was out I called my roommate to try and figure out just what in the hell was left in the oven. Please help us enforce this rule by reporting offending submissions. Everything is new and exciting. Like a fine wine, our fucks must age into a fine vintage, only uncorked and given on the most special fucking occasions. There are other subreddits dedicated to this kind of content.
Strewn about like seeds in mother-fucking spring time. We must craft and hone our lack of fuckery over the course of years and decades. Moderators may allow gifs that have gotten an extremely low score in the past, but that is not guaranteed. A pat on the fucking back maybe? As we get older, we gain experience and begin to notice that most of these things have little lasting impact on our lives. Just went and did it. We know who we are and we no longer have a what now seems inevitable in our lives.