When you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much. Because your pants are big enough to fit one. I'll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn't get all your clothes off in 30 seconds. You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet. His personality's split so many ways he goes alone for group therapy.
If you had another brain, it would be lonely. If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad. Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose. Why should I take all the credit? You've got a lawyers ass! You could be seen too clearly. The farther he gets, the better he looks.
To be more eloquent and descriptive in your insults. Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege. Now, while we do not encourage these be used seriously, we thought it would be fun to break down a smattering of the film's biggest and best insults. Never enter a battle of wits unarmed. Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up? You must have been around the world.
You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator. Synonyms: We don't carry track suits, try Kohl's. So what can I do to get you to go out with me? If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! You're so ugly your husband goes everywhere alone. We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God. Bellend is on a par with the American asshole in terms of being not safe for visiting dignitaries but perfectly fine salty talk among friends. But it looks like somebody beat me to it. Who uses it: Unstable females; people who like quoting movie lines.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly. Why is your life so boring? Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach. When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down. He is so conceited his eyes behold each other perfectly. You have a lot of well-wishers.
We know you could not live without us. Cause I can help you with that. You're good at mathematics, right? It's nice of you to take the blame! We'll pay for the funeral. I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. What color is the sky in your world? A lot of people have no talent! Hey baby, theres a party in your mouth and everybody's coming Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed? You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jaywalking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change. How did you get here? She thinks the rearview mirror is for putting on make-up. Someone should tear you down and put up a human being.
Can I ignore you some other time? To mind one's own business. What's to be nervous about? I told him not to act like a fool. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good. Of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them. He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. He can think without moving his lips! I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit? Were you in the Boy Scouts? Your parents are disappointed in you. You're ugly but you intrigue me.
It's not going to happen! They say truth is stranger than fiction. I'm blonde, what's your excuse? I'd like to help you out. They say that two heads are better than one. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat? Girl: No Guy: Takes penis out Well now that the p is out, I guess I'm a raper. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account? Go fart peas at the moon!! After all, you have inferiority! I hear you are very kind to animals so please give that face back to the gorilla.
The kinda place I go to blow my Wad. Who uses it: Conniving and jealous females trying to impress a guy; someone introducing a foreign exchange student. They would all like to throw you down one. How do you feel about a date? I noticed the improvement immediately. They said you were a great asset.