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When it comes to your sex life, the most important tool you own is your cell phone. Wong: Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual. As does what you fear. Peter Parker: What exactly is it that they do? Stephen Strange: He can destroy life on a scale of hitherto undreamt of. Peter Parker: It never was. Tony Stark: My only curse is you.

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Thanos: Tell me what it needs. Gamora: Only if you want to die. Thanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian. And they called me a madman. Ebony Maw: Stone keeper, does this chattering animal speak for you? Peter Quill: Let her go, Grimace! Thanos is just the latest in a long line of bastards, and he will be the latest to feel my vengeance.

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Stephen Strange: Who wants to murder trillions. Tony Stark: How many did we win? Nick Fury: What is it? Cause I don't need your tired ass. Thanos: All that for a drop of blood. We could all use a little inspiration. Tony Stark: This is him. As lightning turns the legs to jelly. Drax: Gamora is the daughter of Thanos.

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Why anyone would ever continue to support this line of God awful movies baffles me. If ye know of any pirate sayings, terms, quotes or language we've missed then be a good laddy or lassie and send them in. Lord, can you get your folks to circle up? Thor: Stabbed through the heart. Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week, when he decimated Xandar. We don't have shit to talk about unless you're sending nudies.

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Ebony Maw: Hear me, and rejoice! You could snatch a salmon swimming up stream with those claws. Thanos: You have my respect, Stark. . Look, before my father died, he told me I had a half-sister that he imprisoned in Hell. Me personally, I could lose a lot.

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