The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. He was a man of many cultures. When a problem gets to complicated for the chemists, it is handed over to the biologists. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. A: Polly, Ethel and Ian There is a problem with noses. A: Because he was a paleontologist. Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Professor: Miss Smith, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited? The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. If the project is successful, members of the research project are hoping to make a fortune selling microchips. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
Late To School A student comes late to school. You could also use these for a science-themed birthday party, to put in the party favour bags perhaps. Most of it is dry, staid lists of words and definitions, but every now and then, a bit of the authors' personality shows through. To enforcers of political correctness, these thefts are unconscionable violations of the rights of nonhuman animals. It taint yours and it taint mine. What are the four food groups? Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.
Student: But you said the formula for water was. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. Stephen Jay Gould: It is possible that there is a sociobiological explanation for it, but we have been deluged in recent years with sociobiological stories despite the fact that we have little direct evidence about the genetics of behaviour, and we do not know how to obtain it for the specific behaviours that figure most prominently in sociobiological speculation. Prairie prancing - only in North America you say? A: There, Their, They're Q: What's another name for Santa's elves? A great deal of genetic material appears to have no particular purpose. Or you could make your own science-themed Christmas crackers! For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.
Corn and string beans are helpless victims of kingdomism. You ended your sentence with an 'at', which you aren't supposed to do. Good luck on your date tonight. Fen flitting - useful approach when the fen contains dry hummocks and you forgot your rubber boots Flark floundering - what happens when you foolishly try to traverse the wettest parts of patterned fens Glade lurking - most enjoyable when accompanied by a chair and a case of cold beer Glade sniffing - great for those who have been genetically modified to detect the pheromones or butterfly armpits; I rely on the sound of the wings Gulch grubbing - preferred approach to C. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Q: How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? The important thing is to not damage your net when hitting the rocks at the bottom of the cliff. A: Because he wanted it to be very clear. Q: If H20 is water what is H204? Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat,the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal. We could all be thin if we were to adhere religiously to a pizza, beer, and ice cream diet. This is where babies come from: small suburban ranch-style homes hidden deep in a woman's body. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
But alas, it was all in vein. We can learn a lot from studying humor, but science also makes a great subject for a lot of jokes. Cat Teacher asked, Why is your cat with u in school? A: One-half percent of alcohol. Do You Know Who I am? On average people fear spiders more than they do death. Twenty-first-century teaching Invite technology into the classroom or confiscate it. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking a drink.
Kloried stated that she next planned to take on a double crossing of the Kalseum Channel, which has only been accomplished by one other swimmer, Iona Fore. Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapsed to the bar floor. Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school? A: Because they always end up getting expelled! The style is the name of one of the structures of the pistil. What is the world's most popular wine? I love puns, knock knock jokes, Christmas cracker jokes, lame jokes, roll your eyes jokes and witty one liners. Teacher-style negotiation Does this happen?! Teacher: If a chicken give you meat, a pig give you bacon, what does a fat cow give you? How does the sperm get to the egg? One girl was having terrible difficulties figuring out what kind of cell she was seeing under her microscope--eventually she called over the teaching assistant to identify it. How do you identify a bald eagle? Recreate the eruption of silence and epic scenes of hilarity whenever you want with the following science jokes. Polar bears are left handed.